Joe daugherty

A guy who comments on FB posts that offend captain marvel because he's hoping she will show up and spank him.

What how dare you she will marry me someday.
Quit being a Joe daugherty.

by Ahole22 September 24, 2021

daughtergate

When a mother knows she has an absolute filthy whore for a daughter, but does everything she can to cover it up from the father. (In reference to the famed Watergate scandal of the early 70's. )

Timmy..." I'm skipping school with Martha tomorrow. We're just gonna go to her house and fuck all day"

Edmundo..." Yeah, but won't her mom be there?""

Timmy..." Yep, but it doesn't matter it's a regular daughtergate over there....Anything goes ."

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011

House-daughter

A teen age girl how has working parents or guardians, and stays home to take care of the home and younger siblings. Often a house-wife in training or has a mother who has planed out her daughter's future.

Random teen age girl: "I am so pissed at my mom."

Another random teen age girl: "What now?"
Random teen age girl: "She is trying to make me into into a house-daughter! I watch the kids, make dinner, do the dishes and do the laundry. She is crazy if she thinks I am going to be a house-wife!!!!

by No reason to know my name July 23, 2014

Doughty

An expired pseudonym for Mike Doughty, sole Guardian, and perpetuator of the Small Rock. Was once front man of Soul Coughing.

See also Mike Doughty, M Doughty

I saw Doughty perform "Firetruck" last night, I swear to god my nipples exploded.

by Scott Baio March 23, 2005

Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!

Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.

by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022

Daughter

The child that fathers don't know much about so they ignore them, the child that mothers push away and alienate, even though that child is probably gonna be the one to actually go to school and finish college while their brothers knock up every girl up and drop out of school to sell drugs.

Contrary to popular belief, a daughter is not any harder to raise than a son.

by LucyLi December 8, 2004

woodcutter's daughter

a woman who has a super bushy pussy.

I was munchin a woodcutter's daughter only to find that I had pubic hair stuck between my teeth.

by vegas RX December 10, 2002