Dan.....An amazing loving person that gives you all then money you want when you want and where you want. he is the most wonderful and amazing person you will ever meet. I feel sorry for you if you don't have someone called Dan in your life
Dan.My Dad.
by Minion!!!!! December 09, 2015
An ultimate fuck. He often lies and manipulates to convince you to think he is a good living being, and sometimes it can feel like he can read your mind. Which I know is fucking ridiculous, but that's actually what it can feel like, and who knows why? He's probably part of the Illuminati or something.
But not to worry, because he is as skinny as GradeAUnderA's fucking artwork. This makes him very easy to bash, because you can literally pick him up and snap him in half. He is also the type of guy who would go to someone's house and see a $10 note on the table, and steal it when there's nobody looking and spend it on mentos and a basic calculator (because he's not very intelligent). But this is kinda good, because if he does that to you, you now have every right to bash him.
If you are quiet and naive and he goes anywhere near you, God Fucking Bless You. But not to worry, your personality will eventually change, meet him after 17 years and fucking shank him.
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They are usually born in July.
An outbreak of this species was 14 years ago.
But not to worry, because he is as skinny as GradeAUnderA's fucking artwork. This makes him very easy to bash, because you can literally pick him up and snap him in half. He is also the type of guy who would go to someone's house and see a $10 note on the table, and steal it when there's nobody looking and spend it on mentos and a basic calculator (because he's not very intelligent). But this is kinda good, because if he does that to you, you now have every right to bash him.
If you are quiet and naive and he goes anywhere near you, God Fucking Bless You. But not to worry, your personality will eventually change, meet him after 17 years and fucking shank him.
^
They are usually born in July.
An outbreak of this species was 14 years ago.
by EgnellahCW15 August 24, 2018
Dan is an amazing guy with a heart of gold. You could not ask for anyone nicer to spend time with he’s so sweet and kind and caring that you can’t help but love him. He is the most perfect person in the entire planet. There is no one better to go get hot chocolate with or even just lay next to. Even when he is asleep he is the best company anyone could ever ask for. You could trust him with anything and tell him the most weird embarrassing stuff and he’d still be by your side the whole time. He is too nice at times and if he has any flaw then that would be it. Everyone deserves someone as perfectly amazingly incredible as him and no one deserves anyone so perfect.
by Someonewholovesdan123456789 December 21, 2018
A dan is someone who is irrelevant. He is someone in a show that no one likes or cares about at all. Someone who could die and it wouldn’t matter or change anything.
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