An ultimate fuck. He often lies and manipulates to convince you to think he is a good living being, and sometimes it can feel like he can read your mind. Which I know is fucking ridiculous, but that's actually what it can feel like, and who knows why? He's probably part of the Illuminati or something.
But not to worry, because he is as skinny as GradeAUnderA's fucking artwork. This makes him very easy to bash, because you can literally pick him up and snap him in half. He is also the type of guy who would go to someone's house and see a $10 note on the table, and steal it when there's nobody looking and spend it on mentos and a basic calculator (because he's not very intelligent). But this is kinda good, because if he does that to you, you now have every right to bash him.
If you are quiet and naive and he goes anywhere near you, God Fucking Bless You. But not to worry, your personality will eventually change, meet him after 17 years and fucking shank him.
^
They are usually born in July.
An outbreak of this species was 14 years ago.
But not to worry, because he is as skinny as GradeAUnderA's fucking artwork. This makes him very easy to bash, because you can literally pick him up and snap him in half. He is also the type of guy who would go to someone's house and see a $10 note on the table, and steal it when there's nobody looking and spend it on mentos and a basic calculator (because he's not very intelligent). But this is kinda good, because if he does that to you, you now have every right to bash him.
If you are quiet and naive and he goes anywhere near you, God Fucking Bless You. But not to worry, your personality will eventually change, meet him after 17 years and fucking shank him.
^
They are usually born in July.
An outbreak of this species was 14 years ago.
by EgnellahCW15 August 24, 2018
Get the Danmug. Dan is an amazing friend.He is hella funny and nice asf.U can trust dan with anything.He is there for u of u need anything at all.He is just an amazing friend
Look at that amazing dan
by 8765445678 January 27, 2018
Get the Danmug. A guy who has an amazing personality and hair. If you know a guy named Dan, and you hate him. U r jealous of his hair. Done and done.
by PuroleQ August 9, 2016
Get the Danmug. by looòolllllllsdbzhs April 6, 2017
Get the Danmug. Dan.....An amazing loving person that gives you all then money you want when you want and where you want. he is the most wonderful and amazing person you will ever meet. I feel sorry for you if you don't have someone called Dan in your life
Dan.My Dad.
by Minion!!!!! March 18, 2016
Get the Danmug. A dan is someone who is irrelevant. He is someone in a show that no one likes or cares about at all. Someone who could die and it wouldn’t matter or change anything.
by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019
Get the Danmug.