Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

Dad

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

dad

a person that left to get milk.
he never came back.😭

you - where is my dad
your foster mom - he left to get milk

by DaDDy605_ July 15, 2022

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 1, 2022

dad

The one who never came back...

dad?

by Maxisocdorilkarupsa September 10, 2015

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018