hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

Doof

The act of drinking on the roof

The burly men climbed out the window to doof.

by BurlyBear May 16, 2011

Doof

When you push a fart and poop comes out

I'll Doof on your face if you keep being a dick

by Kid la thin July 31, 2016

doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

doof

When your friends start to act dumb, they become a "doof"

Ex. Sam and Angela need to stop being doofs right now.

by ihatesamandangela August 5, 2014

bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn

Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”

Damien- “what a fucken unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022