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The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.
by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020
by Freakingchanchoman May 10, 2018
My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"
by Hodge10 June 21, 2011
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017
by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020
A Doody Hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. Typically, a Doody Hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. Sometimes, Doody Hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. They tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.
He is such a Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
by howardshipskin January 10, 2013