A chronic condition wherein a person; usually a coworker, takes advantage of any assistance they can get. Lunsford Disorder worsens as the subject notices they can slowly defer their job tasks to you. Currently, there is no known cure.
So I’m busy working the other day. Then Kevin showed up and said a few things, asked some questions, next thing you know I’m doing his shit for him, detailing his truck, and picking up his dry cleaning downtown. I think he has Lunsford Disorder.
by SaltyConstructionWorker September 26, 2019
Get the Lunsford Disordermug. A highly fatal disease that may cause one to find themselves licking sledgehammers and/or nakedly riding on wrecking balls. Those who suffer may also sing lyrics from songs popularized by the artist Miley Cyrus.
Bob was singing about clawing and chaining his heart in vain, perhaps he suffers from Cyrus Disorder?
by Zenguin May 30, 2016
Get the Cyrus Disordermug. Enochial Disorder was originally discovered by two colleague studying the ridiculously ugly Enoch M. It soon came to reality that many have been suffering themselves from what was once to be considered a scarcity in society. E.D. is becoming more popular by the day. Children are being stricken with this awful disorder. Symptoms are becoming grossly increased and starting to evolve earlier in its stages. These include dizziness due to interaction with females, decrease or lack of human involvement, increase in imaginary involvement, severe facial distortion (also known as "fugly"), increase in suicidal nature due to lack of friendship, realization of being brought into this world as a mistake, attempting several times to masturbate while crying, and most of all, increased hatred from God. If there is anyone you know that is facing life with this illness please pray for them as we will as well.
We are very sorry that your child has been infected with Enochial Disorder. But we may no longer communicate.
by Mike Drigz December 13, 2008
Get the Enochial Disordermug. A rare condition whereby a repugnant woman causes men to get sick all over their own balls and scoop their eyes out with a spoon.
Hathaway's Disorder (HD) cost me my livelihood. I could no longer see where I was going and, as my pizza was still undigested, it looked like a had a bizzare fetish.
by bohsmug January 20, 2011
Get the Hathaway's Disordermug. NSD- NO STRESS DISORDER: When someone has never done anything in the military and complains constantly because things aren't comfortable enough for them. Characterized by a lack of sense of urgency and generally being a little bitch with no purpose. Closely associated with Little Bitch Syndrome (LBS) and carries many of the same properties. It is the opposite of PTSD- Post Traumatic Stress. Many people suffering from NSD will claim to have PTSD, but once the facts are sorted out, they really just want attention and free stuff. These people are generally, but not always, in the military. Their "combat tours" are spent inside of large bases where they play video games, participate in "combat salsa", eat at well supplied chow halls and talk to their relatives every day on computers. Symptoms include the inability to actually work, lying about how they went out on patrols and filing paperwork for awards they don't deserve.
"We went back to the FOB the other day and we couldn't find the supply guys we needed at their offices, so we showed up for COMBAT SALSA and found them. They were complaining how they got kicked off the internet after an hour talking to their wives. When we asked why they weren't in the office, they said it was their day off. These motherfuckers have NSD- no stress disorder. FOBBIT Little Bitch Syndrome
by H8Fobbits February 7, 2015
Get the no stress disordermug. by Logan Fletcher May 30, 2006
Get the Grave Disordermug. 1. A neural disorder in which a person's mind is constantly disturbed, therefore they rarely say or do anything correctly
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense
An example of Thought Disorder is inconsistency
Why can't I open this damn box?
Be..because...it's blue?
Why can't I open this damn box?
Be..because...it's blue?
by You_are_like_me October 24, 2009
Get the Thought Disordermug.