Neez Duts

wh- how did you conceive of this topic? what was your plan?

John: *searches Neez Duts*
Alan: What.. The Fuck Is That For???
John: ...

by ishmowo December 26, 2023

Für Deutschland

In Poland term used politically referencing Politician Donald Tusk saying said words. Words were used by at the time state media TVP under PIS party leadership. It was used to slander Donald Tusk for being "German puppet" some even calling him foreign agent.

When used by right wing pro-PIS term means to slander the politician and show anti-german stance. However term has been frequently used by anti-PIS crowed and is used in many memes and jokes like pretending to be sleeper agent of Germany.

- No oczywiście, że kocham Polskę i jestem patriotą(Of course I love Poland and I'm a pariot)
- Für Deutschland...(For Germany...)

by Cubbage April 29, 2024

flying deutschman

a nickname used for your German friend who also loves the pirates of the carribean franchise

Look at Finn, he gets a rock hard cock whenever Jack Sparrow is on screen, he sure is a flying deutschman

by C/Burryburtdihreynolds April 22, 2025

heiliges kekistanisches Reich deutscher Nation

A term used by German Teenagers to express their desire for a better community

I wish I was living in the „heiliges kekistanisches Reich deutscher Nation“

by bakedmar August 4, 2021

You got Deutsche Bahned

Literally: "the German state railway company Deutsche Bahn, notorious for canceling or delaying trains inconveniently, has struck again at your expense". Figurative uses of the phrase blame other travel mishaps on Deutsche Bahn, regardless of the mode of transport.

I need a shot of your face and the train everything, just like, "You got Deutsche Bahned!" -- Tom Scott to Sam Denby, Jet Lag: the Game season 13 episode 2

by dickoon2 March 21, 2025

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023