desert princess

word used by males deployed in the desert to describe a women that starts
to look better the longer you are deployed. You would not think twice in the states about her. They say the desert places tricks on you eyes like a mirage.

Dude look at the girl she is fine!!!!
Man you have been here for 6 months.
Dude, They all start looking better by the day!

by 84boy November 13, 2004

Desert Jellyfish

The semen left in the shower after ejaculating while deployed to the desert.

I went to take a shower and there was a huge desert jellyfish clinging to the drain.

by What a nice tie July 9, 2010

desert flu

Strong desire for native american indians.

Mary had just recovered from jungle fever, when she already catched desert flu. So she went to the Navajo Nation to hook up with some sexy indian men.

by Moecha April 17, 2011

desert pigeon

A repulsive skinny skank with the face not even a rat can love. They are usually found around dive bars on weekdays, STD and abortion clinics by weeks end.

There that "desert pigeon" cum filled dumpster of a whore that only Linus feltersnatch would bang.

by Si-poppy February 4, 2014

pizza desert

An address that no pizza restaurant will deliver to.

Awesome new home in the country, Bro, let's order some delivery!

Can't Bro, this place is a total pizza desert.

by Sad_Artax May 4, 2019

Dissertation Brain

When you spend a very long time at the computer, working on your dissertation (or other big project) but come away feeling like you have achieved nothing, but you are also no longer able to function normally. Usually cured by alcohol.

I have so got Dissertation Brain, I've been sat here for 5 hours, have achieved nothing. It's due in in 48 hours :S

by princesshelz April 10, 2011

mojave desert

The hottest place on goddamn earth

Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside

by casportsfan July 13, 2014