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other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated
1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.
2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated
1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.
2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.
1. John:"Hey Greg since you've done a great job around here, I'm promoting you to assistant manager!"
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."
2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"
3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."
2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"
3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."
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1) In reference to weed
•when you are so high you act like a stick of celery(the veggie) you just sit there in another world
2) A type of veggie
1) In reference to weed
•when you are so high you act like a stick of celery(the veggie) you just sit there in another world
2) A type of veggie
1) Mike: yoooo susan was so celery last night!!!"I called her name... "Susan!" And she responded 10 minutes later saying "what?" Its was sooo funny. Susan couldn't remeber who we were and she thought we were attacking her !!!!
Steve: that's dope
2)I like to eat celery with carrots as a snack when I'm hungry
Steve: that's dope
2)I like to eat celery with carrots as a snack when I'm hungry
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Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.
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