crustache

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

by KHD July 17, 2003

Costanza

a parking space especially close to the entrance, usually the closest or second closest space.

"Look at this parking spot! What a Costanza!"

by Brian Schiller October 6, 2006

custard chucker

A male penis, speficially describing the penis during ejaculation.

Beat my custard chucker like it owes you money and open wide, beeyotch!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

crustache

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

by BFish December 11, 2002

Costa Rica Joe'd

To get so messed up in a weekend that you find a video of yourself on youtube running for vice president and doing shirtless pushups on a very busy street corner.

1, (see: "costa rica joe" on youtube.com.)

2, Jim doesn't remember last weekend but we Costa Rica Joe'd him so he can enjoy the memory.

by Torres74 October 18, 2008

Mira Costa

High school in Manhattan Beach, CA where you are abnormal if your mommy and daddy don't buy you a car when you're 14, even though you can't drive it. You finally get your license at 19, and in your first year you kill a person walking down Peck Ave. Also where test scores are very good, but everyone is on drugs. The upside is it is super easy to get some buddah or X, whatever you want. Basically, it's a school where social status means a lot, otherwise you will end up eating lunch with the Mexicans in the cafeteria. Also, everyone's mom is a milf, so more than likely you will get a chance to fuck one of ur friend's moms, or at least see a nipple.

Person 1: So, where'd you go to high school?

Person 2: Mira Costa.

Person 3: Oh shit, you have any bud on you?

Person 2: Naw, I quit cuz my dad said if I don't get my shit together he'll cut me off. I would have to move back to our mansion and get a job, instead of stay at the beach house.

Person 1: I knew you were rich, ur kind of an asshole, too.

Person 2: yeah I get that a lot. That's why I don't tell people where I went to high school.

by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010