Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

by Caseman Korpulala May 12, 2006

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arse curtains

Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.

"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"

by Whippet August 06, 2004

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steel curtain

The nickname of the defense used by the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 1970's. This defense was consistently the best in the league in yards allowed, points allowed, and rushing yards allowed. A new version of the Steel Curtain can be viewed by trotting over to Heinz Field on a sunday afternoon.

The defense is gonna bring the steel curtain down.

by Sancho Shaker April 05, 2006

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Meat Curtains

A woman's vagina lips.

Hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your ass!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

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Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity

Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!

by Jacket22 March 16, 2012

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