Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022

Crump

A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.

Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.

by Topspark127 August 2, 2018