that's the way the cookie crumbles 

thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.

Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Liquid Racer May 31, 2004

crumble bed

The flattened pile of broken chips and crumbs found on the bottom of a bag of chips.

Hey, are there any chips left in that bag?
Sorry Bro, it's just crumble bed.

crumble bed by jaxonzz9pza September 12, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

that's the way the cookie crumbles by cul May 31, 2004

kookie crumble

when u put your legsbehiend your head and sombody pours ketchup and/or barbeque sauce in your pussy 4 lubrication.

no no no comprede, no englas

kookie crumble by tramitized 1 December 19, 2004

the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it

this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler

the apple crumbler by spencer s August 7, 2006

Crumbelievable 

When a person is engaging in sexual endeavors and starts feeling crumbs and the partner says it's just bread crumbs and the other partner says "I don't believe it"

Man - What the hell are these?

Woman - It's just bread crumbs

Man - That's crumbelievable

Crumbelievable by stghm June 26, 2006

crumble/crumb 

This word(s) has a double meaning, similar to the swear word shit.

another word for shit
or
"the real deal".

Thats the real crumble im talking about!
- That is the real shit, for example in reference to drugs or food cooked at home.

Can be shortened to crumb

Thats just crumb. -or- Im looking at the crumb right now. and its you.

- Translates to
That is just so bad its not cool. -or- Im looking at the real deal right now and thats you. (a subtle pick up line that can confuse the person you are picking up - a great tactic to take on the "mystery enticer" persona.)

Ahhhhh crumble/crumb - like crud from the simpsons, only more like flanders in the first instance, and more like barney in the second.

crumble/crumb by Genevieve Ingham August 9, 2006