The act of digging for, scooping out open palm, or smoothing a bag of chips and pouring it into your mouth in the attempt to devour the chip crumbs/flavor dust while friends/family/coworkers/strangers look on with disapproving eyes at the sight of something they would totally do if no one was watching.
Yo Gary, look at Kate crumb slumming it with that bag of doritos. Apparently the only thing on a diet is her dignity.
by cmod18 July 28, 2011
by Crumb pat September 21, 2015
by Clumcraftn January 26, 2017
by IsThisNameTaken?LetMeCheck October 14, 2018
When you or someone tries too hard to be relatable. Misuse of slang when they believe they are correct but are not. The best compliment you can give someone after "You thought you ate".
Friend 1: "Hey, that's so fetch that it's giving me every flavor, Yeet ."
Friend 2: "Wtf are you saying? That doesn't make any sense. It's giving crumbs"
Friend 2: "Wtf are you saying? That doesn't make any sense. It's giving crumbs"
by randomblueberry November 28, 2022
Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.
A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
by teh_sausage October 27, 2009
*posts on forum*
'Who is better, Picard or Kirk?'
*the nerd crumbs have been laid, now lets watch the forum lights shine*
'Who is better, Picard or Kirk?'
*the nerd crumbs have been laid, now lets watch the forum lights shine*
by The thread master November 28, 2006