yoshi commits tax fraud

Yoshi is a dirty bastard who doesn't pay his taxes untill he grows some balls and pay his taxes this drity bastard will not appear in any games soon

Yoshi commits tax fraud . Dirty bastard.

by Anonymous Teen 133 April 12, 2019

commitment nazi

a girl who wont put out without being in a commited relationship

"dude i totally tried to get with your sister but shes a total commitment nazi"

by gmc1978 December 16, 2009

commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

Committed a mongo

Any mistake in grammar.

You said 'would of' instead of 'would have'.

"Oh man, I just committed a mongo!"

by StarSnowLeopard July 23, 2014

Commit-and-Run

noun

The act of jumping with both feet into a quick, fully-committed relationship followed by immediate withdrawal.

adjective

Denoting or intended for demonstrating immediate commitment for the sake of quickness or effect rather than for permanency.

"My new boyfriend felt sure we had a connection from day one and were destined to be together; then scared the shit out of himself and ran away. I was the victim of a commit-and-run."

"commit-and-run men who lead women into believing that they are the one, in the first few dates, only to never be heard from again"

by Sky Spang November 20, 2019

Non commitment sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone

Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John

by Sickasfrick August 30, 2015

Oomee Committee

The group of people who are allowed to say “Oomee”. I know your not in it.

You can’t say oomee because you’re not in the Oomee Committee

by AwesomeOB8 December 1, 2019