Creepy Dave 

Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.

Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."

Creepy Dave by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009

Creepy Craig 

1.to offer a handshake in such a manner that makes the recipient get in really close so the other hand can grope genitalia and/or the anus. to be done correctly the pinky of the offerers hand must remain in contact with the navel. typically performed man on man.

2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.

Creepy Craig just strangly performed a Creepy Craig on my balls.

Creepy Craig by Charles Driggers May 17, 2007

creepy queefer

The slutty chick no one wants to be associated with.

That bitch is such a creepy queefer!!

creepy queefer by Daniel Mcneal July 21, 2006

creepy pasta 

they will kill you but stop making porn about them the will kill your ass

stop the porn for the creepy pasta

creepy pasta by sub to pewdiepie January 22, 2019

Creepy Breeks 

A strange person, often caught unintentionally in the background of photographs.

Jesus, who's that creepy breeks in the background?

Creepy Breeks by TheGlaesgoMan December 14, 2010

Creepy Karl

The overly creepy, quiet and slightly neurotic employee of a workplace.

Everyone goes out of their way to avoid Mark, the Creepy Karl of the shipping department who makes every situation awkward and uncomfortable.

Creepy Karl by Razorback Joe December 20, 2010

Creepy Katherine

Creepy Katherine knows FAR too much about you.

"Hey, you know Lissy's second cousin's best friend Steve who lives in Australia but all his photo albums on facebook are open? His wife is so NOT hot. I can't believe they're getting divorced"
"CREEPY KATHERINE!"

Creepy Katherine by Bambisoju July 5, 2012