Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
Get the Something crawled up your ass and died! mug.A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
by Olddude March 11, 2009
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An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).
Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'
Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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Get the crawler mug.A dance from the song by buddy brock and zach turner and recorded by tracy byrd peaked number 4 in the united states.
He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl
by charles9845698743 October 24, 2011
Get the watermelon crawl mug.When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.
I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.
by Copenhagen, makes me feel so good January 3, 2009
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"it was horrible dude, i had to pee so bad that i was bathroom crawling through the office just so i wouldn't pee my pants."
by samiiiiiiiiiiii March 31, 2009
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