Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.
by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024
Get the Crapper Snappermug. Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
by the super bukkake July 16, 2017
Get the Crapper Jackin'mug. 
1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.
2. A generally crappy white person (informal)
2. A generally crappy white person (informal)
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
Get the Crapper crackermug. A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.
Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.
Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.
Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.
Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.
Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.
Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.
Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*
by jims gooning May 1, 2021
Get the Doorstep Crappermug. by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018
Get the Crappermug. A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009
Get the crapper colognemug.