sex cane 

A cane you need to use to walk after a great night with Darius ("wrong hole")

Man by the time he was don't I needed my sex cane more than ever

sex cane by Vigilanti June 30, 2017

shrimp crank 

Slang for a small penis

"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"

shrimp crank by Keystone August 4, 2006

Sugar Cane and Gumballs 

The act of taking the penis and balls dipping them into Kool aid and then sticking them in any flavor of sugar you desire. then having your women suck on it so it is tasty for her.

His Sugar cane and Gumballs were delicous!!!!

Sugar Cane and Gumballs by Erectial dysfunction April 24, 2010

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

stank and crank by jpatty! November 14, 2019

sporting cane 

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

sporting cane by EvanB September 25, 2007

spite crank 

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

spite crank by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

Simon Crine

A very muscular and sexy man. He loves oil and RolePlay. Never washes his clothes, and likes a different animal every day. He likes gorilla tag, dildos, and Croix.

Kistler can only dream of being a Simon Crine

Simon Crine by Loucus June 10, 2022