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cactus mccoy

Hey, let's play some Cactus McCoy together!
by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020
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Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.
I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.
by Cactus corner April 14, 2021
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Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
by Regay January 9, 2010
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Flamingo Cactus

Cactus in the shape of a flamingo; a mix between a flamingo and a cactus, it was a crazy night
Guy 1: Damn look at the flamingo!
Guy 2: No man that's a flamingo cactus , it's a mix between a flamingo and a cactus.
by Camou-man January 17, 2013
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ass clact

1. a class act of ass
2. A slut who is trying to be classy and fails
by thuGlyfe May 9, 2013
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Caroline Crabtree

HELLO * insert name * HOW ARE YOU TODAYYYYY????
by Deovol June 25, 2021
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Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."
by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009
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