When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.
Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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Mark came home to Manahawkin opened the door to find the Manahawkin Manhole Cover happening in his bedroom right when his friend was covering his girlfriends ass with his balls
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"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"
by me October 28, 2004
Get the Squirrel Cover mug.When a gay person marries a straight person of the opposite sex in an attempt to hide the fact that he/she is gay. The straight partner does not usually know (or is in denial) that their intended partner is gay.
"Wow I am so surprised that Kyle is marrying Stephanie. I totally thought Kyle was gay."
"Kyle's as gay as a picnic basket, dude. He doesn't want his dad to know he's gay, so he's marrying a woman."
"Does Stephanie know?"
"Nope. She thinks he's straight. This is a cover marriage."
"That's chapped, man.
"Word."
"Kyle's as gay as a picnic basket, dude. He doesn't want his dad to know he's gay, so he's marrying a woman."
"Does Stephanie know?"
"Nope. She thinks he's straight. This is a cover marriage."
"That's chapped, man.
"Word."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
Get the cover marriage mug.Cojer just means "get" in a number of Hispanic countries; it's mostly Mexicans who say "I'm gonna get that girl" to refer to fucking.
In Puerto Rico, where "cojer" just means "get" ("fuck" is "joder") the expression "Cojelo suave!" ("get it smooth!", literally) just means "take it easy!"
I once said "cojelo suave!" to a Mexican, though, and he replied "Voy a cojerlas todas suave!", meaning "I'm gonna fuck 'em all (the girls) smoothly!" He knew what I meant, but made a neat joke out of it.
I once said "cojelo suave!" to a Mexican, though, and he replied "Voy a cojerlas todas suave!", meaning "I'm gonna fuck 'em all (the girls) smoothly!" He knew what I meant, but made a neat joke out of it.
by Sharks April 12, 2007
Get the cojer mug.A ratio used in project evaluation in relationship investment management.
A prudent relationship investor in times of financial and emotional turmoil would seek the best relationship investment options to which he would invest his liquid assets. The criteria used in evaluations of said investment options are, but not limited to, the level of visible beauty, intelligence and ability to hold a conversation and body charactersitcs what for purposes of quick evaluation can be summed up in the form of 'boobs to ass cover ratio'.
Having said that, the 'boobs to ass cover ratio', or BTACR, is the relationship between the circumference of the said boobs over the circumference of the ass of the said investment option. The rule of thumb is, if BTACR<1, reject the option, and if BTACR>1, proceed.
The existence of this ratio is justified by the abundance of relationship options that entice investors with cleavage, displaying the acceptable boob circumference to mislead the investor, whereas the ass circumference is or may be much larger, and thus constituting a bad relationship investment option, dubiously named 'fat bird'. The options that satisfy the BTACR requirement are usually referred to as “large cup stocks”.
This information has been placed here for information purposes only and the authors accept no responsibility for decisions made based on the entry provided.
A prudent relationship investor in times of financial and emotional turmoil would seek the best relationship investment options to which he would invest his liquid assets. The criteria used in evaluations of said investment options are, but not limited to, the level of visible beauty, intelligence and ability to hold a conversation and body charactersitcs what for purposes of quick evaluation can be summed up in the form of 'boobs to ass cover ratio'.
Having said that, the 'boobs to ass cover ratio', or BTACR, is the relationship between the circumference of the said boobs over the circumference of the ass of the said investment option. The rule of thumb is, if BTACR<1, reject the option, and if BTACR>1, proceed.
The existence of this ratio is justified by the abundance of relationship options that entice investors with cleavage, displaying the acceptable boob circumference to mislead the investor, whereas the ass circumference is or may be much larger, and thus constituting a bad relationship investment option, dubiously named 'fat bird'. The options that satisfy the BTACR requirement are usually referred to as “large cup stocks”.
This information has been placed here for information purposes only and the authors accept no responsibility for decisions made based on the entry provided.
Bro #1: Oi Steve, have you seen the knockers on that girl right there?
Bro #2: Yeah, but the BTACR on that is lower than 1, you know I can't hit that enormous ass.
Bro #1: True dat
Guy at party #1: Have you seen the boobs to ass cover ratio on that bitch right there?
Guy at party #2: Well that ho is huge, you have to stop blindly judging bitches by ratios, I know you did finance in Pasadena Community College.
Bro #2: Yeah, but the BTACR on that is lower than 1, you know I can't hit that enormous ass.
Bro #1: True dat
Guy at party #1: Have you seen the boobs to ass cover ratio on that bitch right there?
Guy at party #2: Well that ho is huge, you have to stop blindly judging bitches by ratios, I know you did finance in Pasadena Community College.
by InvestmentBankRejects May 29, 2010
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