Count Drunkula

The character you assume when you've had far too much to drink and float through a party as if a hovering specter.
Nah son, I din't see you boot on the carpet, cause I was hovering all Count Drunkula style above that shit. Then I caught brains.
by Andrew Flint September 21, 2007
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count chocula

Another nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.
Ray Nagan is also known as Count Chocula.
by Midda Toups January 20, 2006
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COUNT GRISHNACK

Count Grishnack did not kill Euronymous just be more evil. Thats what the media and newspapers said to sell more. It is false statement accordin to Count Grishnack. In interviews he clearly stated that he Euronymous tried to kill him first but Grishnack got Euronymous's shotgun an scared he off. Later Count Grishnack came and stabbed Euronymous 16 times in back 5 in the neck and 2 in head. Count Grishanck was later senteced to 21 years in jail (in Norway). They also found stolen dynomite and plans to blow up church on a holiday. He later escaped took stole car an went on police chase for day. When they captured him they found guns, gas mask, grednades, weapons ect. in the car. Count Grishnack or Varg Vikernes is still in jail in Norway were he worked on his one man band Burzum.
Count Grishnack is know for his infamous acts and his works of his ambient black metal band BURZUM
by GOAT FUKER February 06, 2005
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Count Zap

A rude person and or Dracula. Brain is usually made of poop and in most cases is extremely Itlalian. Wardrobe consists of NFL player tees and 'I Hate Peyton Manning' shirts.
DID anybody see that count zap today he was wearing a backwards new era and eating a poop sandwich
by nonameforcount November 16, 2010
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Six Count

A bitching band out of the Atlanta area with three very talented musicians.
Teeniebopper1: Six Count is so awesome.
Teeniebopper1: OMG! Their bassist is so hott!
Rocker: Shuttup Bitches, They kick ass so stop pussifying them.
by Logan September 26, 2003
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Count fatcula

A really fat person whom lusts for food in the same way a vampire would lust for blood.
Yo she sucking the shit out that chicken bone, yo slow down count fatcula
by BeastManGawd088 January 01, 2010
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thot that counts

an arithmetically proficient women of the night
The thot that counts keeps me up at night.
by jessi-cunt-420 February 04, 2020
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