Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

Sneaky Chonk

Dating app girls who don't post full body pics, and the face could debatably be any body type

Dude 1: " Did you go on a date with that Stacy chick?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man- she ended up being a sneaky chonk."

by LampSmith69 July 10, 2019

absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

Leicester’s conker shortage

January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.

Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers

by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019

clonk

a word to represent unity and friendship amongst thoses who feel excluded from modern social interactions

Clonk.

by Whiskerandough April 19, 2019

chonkey

a chinese guy that acts white.

look at that chonkey hideing his math skills

by jeffrey November 10, 2004