coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

coot scoot

to rub one’s sensitive parts upon inanimate objects, with the goal of self inflicted genital stimulation; clitorial awakening

Dude did you see Maria? She really knows how to coot scoot!

by cootscooter247365 July 16, 2025

cross-cooting

When two females rub their genitals together by interlocking their legs together.

See also scissoring

Last night was so fun, we totally were cross-cooting all night.

by Poopyshit March 18, 2011

coot

cool/cute. when someone tells you something in hopes to put you down and yet you dont give a fuck.

ratchet ex boy/girlfriend "i can get someone way better"
me "thats coot"

by bawsasshoe April 27, 2014

Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

by Sav-D November 12, 2024

Coot coot coot

Used as sound of action in cutting someone down; derogitory gesture to poke jabs ; sarcastic boast of a winning or one being right and proving it .

"I guess you heard that didn't ya , coot coot coot "often said along with body language of taking one or two fingers making a short fast rake or brushing off motion of their cheek or lower jaw bone

by Doní December 17, 2018

Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.

At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.

by LazySGT May 14, 2025