Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018

cross-cooting

When two females rub their genitals together by interlocking their legs together.

See also scissoring

Last night was so fun, we totally were cross-cooting all night.

by Poopyshit March 18, 2011

coot

Is when you are crazy.

"I think you are coot."

by Dr. Deloris January 8, 2024

Coot

To have anal and vaginal sex at the same time

Normally conducted by an individual with low self esteem

The woman conducting the act normally has at least 3 chins and is extremely obease and is a reall moral booster for the boys

Me and the boys cooted that that Jessica shut last night....

by Snowwwey November 27, 2023

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Coots

Slang for Cooties

Do you have Coots?

by CooterZ December 3, 2020

coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021