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Compersion

1. Taking emotional or sexual gratification from the act or idea of a loved one or partner seeking or receiving gratification from another person.

2. A trait commonly found in people who identify as polyamorous. It is often experienced as a driving force toward polyamory and open relationships, as these are the best ways to express compersion without deception or games in a relationship.

3. A viewpoint which regards a partner as an individual with their own needs and desires, and fully accepts the independent pursuit of those desires.

4. A voyeuristic appreciation for the concept of one's partner engaging in sexual or intimate activities with a 3rd party.

5. An important component for a successful and drama-free threesome within a relationship.

6. A positive reaction in a situation that stereotypically induces a jealousy reaction.
"You're ok with your girlfriend having sex with another guy?"
"Yeah, I'm compersive. For me its kind of like watching my girlfriend in a porno, I just sit back and enjoy the scene."

"I appreciate that he finds sex elseware. Compersion takes a lot of the stress off our relationship since I'm too busy to give it up as often as he wants."

"Watching her move with him as they screwed gave me a whole new perspective on sex. I was so blown away I just had to jump in!"

"I ship out tomorrow, and I made her promise to have lots of sex while I'm gone! I dont want my baby deprived because I'm not around for a few months. Its a little weird sometimes, but I feel compersion more often than jealousy, so its really not a problem."

"Dude, arent you jealous?"
"Are you kidding? That is HOT!"

"Most of my pleasure in relationships comes from my partner's enjoyment. It makes me happy when they enjoy themselves, and I've found that I dont even have to be the cause of their pleasure in order to enjoy it. Just knowing they're happy makes me happy." -The Dave
by Boredomfiend November 6, 2009
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Vodka Convention

A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.
1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.

2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.
by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006
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Conversion therapy

A form a brain washing through mild torture thought by ignorant bible bashing fuckwits and some soviets to cure people of being anything other than heterosexual and if possible white or poor or foreign.
Ignorant fuckwit 1: “That f*ggot like men he need conversion therapy !”
THE REST IF THE WORLD: “H can do as he likes. Get out of my sight “
by Dovaquiin June 9, 2018
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Asshole Convention

A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.
I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.
by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011
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comic convention

Where all the nerds hang out. Showcases video games, comics, manga, television.
And Star Trek

1) Im off to comicon in the scotty costume i knitted!
Im off to comic convention in the scotty costume i knitted!
by DaCakeMan September 15, 2013
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Cuntnugget convention

A group of people that outweighs a cluster fuck or any other definition
Work is a cuntnugget convention, no one knows what the fuck they are doing or cares.
by Cuntnugget convention employee September 15, 2020
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two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...
I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.
by donaldson November 29, 2003
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