code of conduct

A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.

"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"

by ralphy1984 January 6, 2014

World Contact Day

World Contact Day is an undated future event. The name relates to the day when first contact with intelignet alien life is made with Earth.

This day in history shall henceforth be known as World Contact Day, the day we first made contact with inteligent extraterrestrial life.

by Amadeus2k8 March 12, 2009

train conductor

a high school art teacher who commutes to nyc every weekend to get gang banged. also known as "conducting the train." Just as he conducts his art class, he conducts a pretty steady train as well.

"Wow I am pretty sure the teacher hit on me in art class."
"I am not surprised that guy is a total train conductor"

by xxbaldartteacherxx December 5, 2009

Contact Die

walking into the shitstorm that is either cinematic torture or auditory rape.

I went to my friends house the other day and they were watching the Hannah Montana moive and I got a contact die

by Mr. Squee July 27, 2009

Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.

"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".

by LyanRach July 27, 2009

Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021