Contact Boner

When a girl touches a guys penis, and it immediately becomes a boner.

He got a contact boner just from my arm brushing up against him.

by cuddlebuns June 16, 2009

Pamela Constant

The constant by which any number used in a sentence must be divided in order to be realistic or accurate. The exact level of the constant depends on the speaker's tendency to exaggerate.

"I know Pamela said that she took 550 shots of tequila last night, but when you divide by the Pamela constant she really only had 2."

by PatriciaK February 13, 2010

constantine maroulis

the soon to be winner of american idol!

I voted for Constantine Maroulis for 2 hours after the show..

by HOLLii March 24, 2005

got my contacts in

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.

Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga

by manwithspecialeyes October 9, 2013

Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.

Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.

by DJ Dago December 16, 2010

constantinople

A city which is currently under the custody of Turkey (since it has been besieged by the Ottomans in the 1400's) but in fact belongs to Greece (Hellenic Republic).

Constaninople is erroneously called "Istanbul" by the Turks (at least, that's how they call it). It is the capital of the Eastern Orthodox Religion, since centuries ago.

Constantinople will soon be captured by Russia, and this will happen because of the big disputes between Europe and Turkey (thus Turkey will no more have control of it) and then it will once again be given to its original owner (the Hellenic Republic, or Greece).

After Constantinople is freed from the dirty dogs (turks)

1/3 of Turks will be converted to Christianity
1/3 will die in the big slaughter which is coming soon
1/3 will flee to Asia

by Megas Alexandros (Great Alexander) May 18, 2006

constantia

Small town in central New York. Twenty miles or so north of Syracuse. One road that leads to nowhere. Includes an elementary school, two gas stations, Dollar General, VFW, grocery store, and fish hatchery. Located on Oneida Lakes' North Shore.

Hey! We are in Constantia. Wait, where'd it go?

by brilla4724 May 15, 2008