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Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”
by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021
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Health Condition

A euphemistic term often used by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) for a public figure who has recently been fired or imprisoned or placed under arrest for corruption charges or sexual infidelity.
China's defence minister, who’s not been seen in public for almost two weeks, is suspected to have had a “health condition.”
by Fasters September 15, 2023
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condijuride

1. verb - to own happily

2. noun (condijury)- happy ownage being happy that you owned.
1. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

2. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.
by Can Not March 15, 2005
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condimental drift

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table
Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
by cyanocitta November 6, 2007
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Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it
jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018
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Codrin Bradea: Satana

The best Romanian youtuber. He has a band of rap named bazooka along with his best friend Echo.
Overall a funny guy but he posts extremely rarely on his you tube channel, so if u see him post 4-5 videos in few days, don't expect another video from him in the next 2 months
Did u sa what Codrin Bradea: Satana has posted?
Yea man, i died of laughter!
by Yatto69 April 25, 2022
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air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.
I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!
by Xovria July 4, 2017
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