Conjobulate

A word used to describe mixing stuff together.

"Hey bb gorl wanna conjobulate 🥵"

by Zipstey October 26, 2020

Conjaculations

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Conjecturisationisms

When you include to many incorrect facts into a statement to convince others of your correctness but in all honesty its just bullshit.

Bob just sent me an email but it is full of inaccuracies. I think it's just conjecturisationisms.

by Schubert July 27, 2021

Conjugemos

Absolutely dogshit. The worst Spanish website I was ever forced to do. That bastard frog looks at me and it makes me sick. My Spanish teacher is teaching grades above what we're supposed to be learning and then makes do this bullshit. It's timed and every time you get a question wrong that stupid ass frog makes a face and you have do another question. This quickly racks up to tons of questions that would take an hour to do. If I have to do one more of assignment on the fucking website I'm gonna jump of the goddamn Devon tower.

Tim: Yo we need to do more of that conjugemos shit today.

Ted: Pass me that razor blade, I can't take this anymore, not today.

by Enrico Pucci October 29, 2021

Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

Conjoined Twins

The act of tying together 2 sexual partners of the same gender for a threesome.

“Hey Ellie, my girlfriend wanted to try doing conjoined twins tonight, you still up for that threesome?”

“Only if I get to be the left side!”

by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017