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Congee

The dried up white crusty stuff you find in a girls underwear after arousal or "getting wet"
Damn, you need to go wash that congee out of your panties.... fucking reeks fierce!!
by Fartknocker 6million January 29, 2015
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Congressional

Congressional Country Club Swimming is back in 'A' there to stay... Whoot Whoot! Yah Congo one day we will go back to old times and BeAt Kenwood!
duh... Congo is the best... no doubt...
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Congreenient

The child of Ecological and Convenient. Describes something that is both simple and good for the planet.
Recycling your water bottle so you don't have to pay to throw it away. "Wow Amy, that was so congreenient to put that bottle in the recycling instead of paying to put it in a landfill. It was better for you and better for everyone!"
by Scarletgirl March 17, 2010
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Student Congress

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.
Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.
by OSPEC-ASPEC double bind April 25, 2019
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congress

1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.

2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.

2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
by ibloomblaum90 December 28, 2005
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Suspended Congress

Having Sex on balcony railing while male is seated on railing and female on top. Height has added effect to sextual act.
i had suspended congress with a hottie ten floors up
by sloth0629 November 21, 2010
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Congress

Alex has to get his plan through it
I can’t stop until I get my plan through CONGRESS
by OCEAN BAKA October 21, 2018
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