Concierge

A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.

Concierge: Thank you for calling concierge services, how can I help you?
Mr. Smith: I'm flying into NYC this weekend and need to book the best hotel and booty bar please.
Concierge: Sure (googles "best hotel in NYC" then "best strip club in NYC" and proceeds to book reservations). Mr. Smith, your reservations have been made.

by JDL 2010 September 25, 2010

bush confidence

The upkeeping and love of your bush (vagina). This includes grooming/shaving of your kitty (again, vagina)and being good to it (when was the last time you got some?) The idea here is that love and attention = a confident, pretty, healthy vagina! Yay. Term popularized by lesbian rights and feminist sexual liberation movements.

If you want to get some, first you need some bush confidence.

by betty reckless February 1, 2005

condi

Condensed spelling of the name of a high ranking member of President George W. Bush's administration.

Bush asks: "Condi, where's my papers on nucular proliferation policy?"

by annonymous December 28, 2003

Zara Confidence

While playing trivia you shout out answer so confident people think you must know the answer and believe you are correct,even though not only do you not know the answer but you’ve never heard of the subject.

Zara being the first to answer a question, exhibiting Zara confidence repeats it a couple times so teammates believe she knows what she’s talking about, but after the answer is revieled not only is it incorrect but she says she doesn’t even know what it is.

by Ugly Professor May 24, 2018

Doctor/Patient Confidentiality

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.

"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."

by sayynevermore October 24, 2012

coffinpost

A on online post about someone's sexual intrusive thoughts. These posts are usually long and contain detailed sentences of explicit, often taboo, sexual material. Coffinposts are often posted on Tumblr but can be posted anywhere.

Girl: I keep seeing coffinposts on the nsfw tags on tumblr.
Guy: Yeah, they're pretty gross aren't they?

by arc777 December 25, 2021

confidence interval

(STATISTICS) a range of values for which you are x percent confident contains the correct answer. Answers to a statistical question which are ranged from the lowest likely value to the highest; answers outside of this range are highly unlikely.

Presupposes that you are estimating a value based on sample data, and the sample data has a genuinely random variance.

Usually the confidence interval is for a 95% confidence, meaning there is only a 5% probability that the true value is OUTSIDE the interval.

ANNA: I've been driving your car for about a month.

JAMES: And what you think is the MPG?

ANNA: It's probably about 25 MPG, with a 95% confidence interval of 19.5 to 32 MPG.

JAMES: Holy cow! Any Prussians in your family tree?

by Abu Yahya April 23, 2010