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condomize

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.
by enrico suave February 6, 2013
mugGet the condomizemug.

condomize

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.
Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
mugGet the condomizemug.

condom

Sex with a condom is not even sex.
by A Bad Man2 November 28, 2010
mugGet the condommug.

condom

a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis
a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"
by mandi June 17, 2004
mugGet the condommug.

condom

it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.
I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.
by jamie February 2, 2004
mugGet the condommug.

Condomed

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head
Bro lets get totally condomed
by Mr unstable December 16, 2013
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Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.
Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.
by Eyad, the weird kid December 8, 2019
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