Condi

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.

It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?

by T Wade September 25, 2005

Cum Conditioner

when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner

I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her

by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008

Canadian Air-Conditioning

Driving with one arm hanging out of your car window, cos your chiller broke.

Guy1: "Why's your right arm brown?"
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."

by Uncle Des September 2, 2009

Condonisa

A lady friend (with benefits) Close girl-friend usually a spanish lady with a large rear end (double wide back side.)

Ooo lala look at that condonisa!

by Starfishy101 January 23, 2011

Condicle

Condicle, noun, a block of cubicles arranged towards each other in a group much like a condo unit.

Usually a block of four cubicles all sharing the same major area, but not limited to arrangements of four.

Oh, Ted? Yeah of course he is a friend of mine, we share the same condicle at work.

by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013

Conditional

Subject to one or more conditions or requirements being met; made or granted on certain terms.

Your girlfriend is being conditional when she demands that we overlook her rudeness and inappropriate behavior in order to all get along.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.

by whiteadjacent December 9, 2018

Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020