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comcastic

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.
Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!

Yeah! It was comcastic!
by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005
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Cocaine

a drug that, when sniffed, will make you feel like president of the "USA" for 30-45 minutes, or if smoked see crack will make you feel like president of the "WORLD" for 5-10 minutes.
Example 1: After I railed a couple of lines of cocaine, the high made me feel like the president of the united states

Example 2: After I smoked a huge rock of crack, the high made me feel like the president of the whole wide fucking world.
by Bum Fardo October 3, 2007
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comcasted

(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.

(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
OOOOhhh NOOOOeeess!11!!11oneonetwo!!1 I just got comcasted!
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
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Cocaine Nose-Job

The act of repairing a deviated septum by a medical doctor usually caused by having a habit of snorting lots of Cocaine over a period of time.
Scottie was doing so much blow, he had to go to the ER for a Cocaine Nose-Job.
by Irie McLovin August 15, 2008
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cocaine

cocaine is actually a rich man's aspirin
cocaine will ease the pain. Then your heart explodes, causing brief pain; then death.
by ejectseat February 13, 2005
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Cocaine Cowgirl

A girl that makes you feel AMAZING while you have her, but she always leaves you wanting more and in the end, she disappears.
Snowblind: I think I'm falling for Betty, man.

Straight: Don't, dude. She's a Cocaine Cowgirl. Just enjoy it while it lasts and try not to miss it when it's gone.
by Brooksie January 25, 2011
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Coca Blastin

When one masturbates for over an hour while taking a shower.
I wasn't able to go into the bathroom for over an hour because my roommate was Coca Blastin all over the shower.
by Tom Mcfillihan I February 10, 2009
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