Comesticide

1.)The act of dropping or otherwise making the edible, inedible.

2.)"Killing" a food.

This delicious sphere of meat! It has rejected me by committing comesticide-- it has fallen upon the floor!

by I AM THE JUSTICE August 1, 2008

comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"

me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*

by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010

cowtastic

Adj. Flipping Awesome

Milk is cowtastic!!

by DudeBroIII November 1, 2012

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

Comcasted

To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.

I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.

by mrobz September 9, 2016

costastick

A guy who loves to suck chode on the side

Costastick was doing what he does best to little jimmy

by Mrpotato12345 June 12, 2016

comesticate

Verb - a portmanteau of comestibles (food items) and to masticate (to chew, to chomp, to gnaw); a word used between two overeducated people when talking about eating.

"After you comesticate your breakfast, I will assist you with the perambulator.

by sharkyjoe August 6, 2018