Colton Urso

a real nigga

u see Colton Urso over there? He a really nigga no cap.

by datningga190 September 23, 2021

Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.

Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.

by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021

Colton S.

Best drug dealer ever gives weed, meth, coke, crack, and heroin.also will rule the world with communism like hitler planned "hail Hitler" also very smart

definition, colton S. always gets me my weed on time

by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022

Colton

Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.

Holy shit Colton just looked at me I'm going to pass out.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022

Edzol Colton

An alias for Edward Turnbull.

Person one "We have an imposter none other then Edzol Colton"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"

by Glyndward October 18, 2021

Pulling a colton

making plans then never going through with them or canceling

"I thought you and him were hanging out"
"No he's pulling a colton"

by Lolfuckboys August 16, 2015

colton clark

A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang 💦💦

Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.

by You're a cool April 26, 2017