blue collar dick

A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.

"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"

by AEB for your ass October 8, 2020

Pop a collar

Taking a dump, poop, shit. Squeezing one out.

Gabe: “yo man, hold up, I gotta go pop a collar son.”
Gus: “aiight dude, don’t pop it too hard.”

by ReggiSnz May 31, 2018

Bambi cum and collapse

Bambi cums and cums, bambi cums so hard and she goes all limp

Daddy: Good girl bambi, do you want some cummies
Bambi: Yes daddy please
Daddy: Bambi cum and collapse

by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022

Collar

Word used to describe your best friend, fated soul mate, and object of sexual obsession. Usually your feelings about your Collar seem secret and personal, but in reality, are painfully obvious to those around you. A poet, lover, and badass warrior king, your Collar will explosively redefine your fundamental concepts of happiness and fulfillment. He can turn your skin to mercury through the tunes he effortlessly muses at your kitchen table as he lingers over coffee with his guitar, and he can usually school the shit out of you in air hockey. Loving, devoted, and balls out hilarious, your Collar is guilelessly adored everywhere he goes, but will always feel like your own personal rock star.

Girl 1: Christ, you cannot stop talking about Matt. He is so obviously your Collar, everyone knows.

Girl 2: Aw fuck!

by NastyCanasta February 3, 2010

Collage

COLLection of imAGEs.

I’m making a collage with all these photos to put up in my room.

by Lolliv August 11, 2018

blue collar vaccine

a combination of chicken noodle soup, 2 tylenol PM's, and ginger ale.

Kid #1) Yo, you feelin better bro?
Kid #2)Cha dude my mom gave me the blue collar vaccine.

by Jerz973 June 17, 2010

blue collar

adjective: working class. I don't know how it became OK to equate blue collar with redneck. I was born and raised just a few miles west of Manhattan (I'm from New Jersey); I don't wear a mullet or a wife beater; I don't drive a pickup truck; and I am an unabashed and unashamed liberal. I am not a redneck; I am blue collar, a member of the working class, and damned proud of it.

redneck: ah hate niggers, jews, catholics, librals, commies, rich people, and anyone else who's not like me.
blue collar: I work with my hands to create the goods and services that people in my community need. I may be of any race, gender, religious belief, sexual orientation, or political affiliation. Without people like me, this country would cease to exist as we know it.

"I work, therefore I am." Rene Descartes, philosopher and laborer

by earpuller December 28, 2005