Cooking the cat

When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.

Me and carol were cooking the cat last night

by Fearypai June 28, 2015

cooking on gas

when everythig is going well and nothing is going wrong

'o yes 6-0 we are cooking on gas'

by ashfin91 April 14, 2006

cooking a clot

When a female is menstruating while sitting on a heated car seat.

Donna, turn down the heated seats! I am cooking a clot!

by Alicia Jalinski July 8, 2007

cacking it

When you're really worried about something, shitting yourself.

She was cacking it when the cops searched her bag.

by WereWife March 8, 2008

cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.

Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.

by losrunner April 9, 2004

Cockinthemouth

1. (Noun) A derivative of the term “Blowjob.” Popular amongst “Tendersluts” – whore wannabe’s.

2. (Verb) to stuff ones’ mouth with excessive chicken (commonly used amongst pre-schoolers)

Person 1: I love Cool Whip.
Person 2: No you don’t slut! That white stuff’s from cockinthmouth!!!

by Cockinthemouth (Coqkendamouth) June 4, 2004

cooking mama

Cooking Mama is a video game for the Nintendo DS. In the game players must choose what they wish to make from a selected list. when the desired food has been selected players must then perform a series of actions using the stylus based on what the instructions tell the player to do. tasks consist of chopping, slicing, boiling etc.
However thier is a time limit on how long the player has to do the task. The player is rated on how well they perform the task and this leads to and overall points score and a medal.

Cooking Mama is a very good video game.

by SamGreenbank February 8, 2008