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cockpocket

Tom really beat the brakes off that cockpocket last night!

There was a greenish/yellowish malodorous discharge coming from her cockpocket so Tom yelled "Whoa, stanky cockpocket."

Tom walked out of his room and put his fingers in my face, then he said, "Cockpocket."
by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010
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cocksocket

A cunt. Not the female genitalia, but a person who you regard to be...... a cunt.
You are a total and utter cocksocket!
by mushren September 23, 2006
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.
Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.
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cocknocker

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.
"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"
by n1n74 March 16, 2004
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donkeyfucking cocksucker

One who likes to fuck a donkey several times over and over, and then three times again, and also one who loves to shove penis after penis into her mouth(a.e. Katie Jennings). Usually it is a ritial followed by the butch dumping on the bitch's chest.
Wow how many jews did you bang you donkeyfucking cocksucker?
by Someone July 19, 2004
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sawed-off cocksucker

A castrated homosexual, used to describe those who, while driving, commit any of the following transgressions:
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.
1) Let me over, you sawed-off cocksucker, or I WILL run you into the median!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!
by urdoingitwrong! October 3, 2009
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cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.
Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that
by PMR February 24, 2003
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