cockmonger

an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.

"God! Christopher Mady has been such a cockmonger lately"

by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009

cockmaster

the art of mastering the cock

john is a big raging cockmaster, he loves biting the D!

by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

cockmaster

Noun. A huge weiner drawn in any public surface as dusty rear windows, bathrooms or anyone's face while passed out.

"Man, I drew a gigantic cockmaster in Randall's forehead"

by Ademar May 15, 2007

cockmasterbater

a tool used to masterbate

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by steve L. April 21, 2003

Cockmaster

A person who owns/operates a website dedicated to the art and skill of cock and penis. Used to describe people who spend lots of time on the computer and or you think are homosexual.

Man, My history teacher is such a Cockmaster. He laughs at his computer and smells his ballcheese all day.

by xboxlivesucks June 21, 2009

Cockladon

A Word invinted by Doug to define an enormous Cock (one of dinosaur like proportions) who cut him off while driving for FedEx in Quincy Mass.
Not a compliment!

"Use a turn signal you Cockladon!!"

by HEADHUNTER22 March 7, 2010

cockasorus rex

A female that devours all male genitalia in her path.

Are you crazy man she is a Cockasorus Rex, no male genitalia survives her jaws!!!!

by CrazyAsian27 December 28, 2015