hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 10, 2015

clog your throat

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.

person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.

by p-low July 21, 2010

Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.

Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.

by Brrrr September 30, 2022

ur dog likes the clog

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

by Agiantbraintumor March 23, 2018

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs

When Edmond Elephant is clever.

Oh yes, Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs.

by Debskelly1985 March 16, 2023

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 08, 2024