Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning

Spraying cologne/perfume on your dirty clothing to mask the stench is Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning. This is related to a Puerto Rican Shower.

Oh snap, I forgot to do laundry again and my good white shirt smells like skank! Guess I'll have to do some Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning...

by michelada August 6, 2011

self cleaning oven

When a person farts in the shower, and the steam from the shower holds the fart in, thereby surrounding you with your own fart. Dutch oven meets steam shower.

"I gave myself a self cleaning oven in the shower today. I disgust myself."

by stinkycheeseman1 March 4, 2010

cleaning the hole

when a girls ass is in the air and a guy sticks his dick in her ass and slaps her ass and then pees in her vagina

steve got drunk and cleaned his girlfriends hole

by jim April 3, 2005

pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".

1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!

by PipeCleaner Extraordinare February 11, 2008

Cleaning my grill

To brush one's teeth.

Dave: "I can't go out for beers until I finish cleaning my grill."

by observant midwesterner March 6, 2009

cleaning the plantation

a black woman having a white man's baby

Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.

by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013

cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze September 2, 2016