Claes

god of everything, father of all gods, gods of kings, badass as fuck, super sexy fucker

oh Claes fuck me

by wallaahi September 10, 2018

Dick Caps

A drinking game created by two men of Theta Chi, David Altier and Jesse Diamond. It is played with Beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot glasses, and bottle caps. The object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot glasses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a dick. 5-10 shot glasses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. Here are the rules of the shot glasses: They should be put in the shape of a dick and there should be two or more glasses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot glass where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. And more added if you please.

This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!

Al: Hey Lois, have you heard of this new drinking game Dick Caps?
Lois: No, I haven't how do you play?
Al: Well its all about bouncing bottle caps into shot glasses and getting real fucked up, and FAST.
Lois: WOW! That seems like a great time, lets go get wasted and play Dick Caps!

by Roe Jeis February 22, 2011

ALL CAPS Mad

When you're writing someone and they made you mad so you write all or part of the message in caps.

My husband texted me that he crashed the car again. I was so mad I wrote back in all caps. I was ALL CAPS Mad.

by Billy Mumphrey's Downfall December 30, 2015

Lady Chaps

Lady chapsare defined as when a women grows out her pubic hair and it looks like chaps or biker pants. Similar to a pants beard but more defined.

I ran out of razors so I’m growing out my lady chaps.

by Yodafoxy June 13, 2020

going all caps on someone

When one becomes so enraged that they shout at someone online through email, text, or social media by using all capital letters. Quite often overuse of exclamation points will accompany the text.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!! is an example of "going all caps on someone"

by itallica September 22, 2010

CAPS LOCK

A key on the keyboard that tweenie girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using for their entire forum post/IM/text message for reasons unknown.

Perhaps they think it looks cool, or maybe they can't do joined-up writing yet and write in block capitals.

It is the most annoying button in existence.

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OMG LYK WHY CANT I UZ SHIFT TO LYK PROPERLY CAPITALIZE MY SENTNCES?!?!? CAPS LOCK IS JUST LYK SOOOOO COOOOL THAT I MUST TYP EVRYTINK I EVR THINK OF WIT IT???!?!

And such...

Caps lock example included at the end of my definition because UD won't let me abuse Caps Lock in the example

by Your Uncle Cordelia September 16, 2006

chaps my ass

When a certain person , place, situation , idea or task is very unpleasant ,distasteful, and in general pisses you off.

"This new supervisor is is revamping all of my work!!!

That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!

by goddamner January 29, 2010