Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...
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3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
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