"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
by Melays April 21, 2017
Get the Choking the Chicken mug.Used as a universal word for conveying something that you can't express with words. It can be used in place of everything that you don't know how to express.
Suppose you went to your plug to score some of that dank pot your friends are talking about.
You: You got that dank pot?
Plug: Nah man, it's finished. Business blooming.
You: Aight Cool.
But later your friend scores that dank pot from the same plug later.
Then you can use it like:
You to your friend: Lauda juice dukaan chodling kar diya. Ham gaye maal lene to nahi diya lekin Nihit gaya to usko de diya lauda
You: You got that dank pot?
Plug: Nah man, it's finished. Business blooming.
You: Aight Cool.
But later your friend scores that dank pot from the same plug later.
Then you can use it like:
You to your friend: Lauda juice dukaan chodling kar diya. Ham gaye maal lene to nahi diya lekin Nihit gaya to usko de diya lauda
by h3llking January 4, 2023
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by NeoFox October 17, 2003
Get the Choping Wood mug.to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
by Courty March 4, 2008
Get the choking the smurf mug.The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.
Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.
by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011
Get the Choking the cat mug.1.A game involving multiple people cutting off blood flow to their brain by "choking" each other to get a short high.
2.A game involving one person cutting off his/her blood flow to their brain by "choking" themself to get a short high.
2.A game involving one person cutting off his/her blood flow to their brain by "choking" themself to get a short high.
by dgionline October 18, 2010
Get the The Choking Game mug.The Rockets led by Harden went 0 for 27 in game 7 against the Warriors in their home. Harden fucking choked just like he does every season against the Warriors. Harden choking in the playoffs is like your life. It is miserable and every year you think it will be better but nothing actually changes and it still is miserable.
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