civil engineer

builders of everyything big and useful, mostly dislexic, counts as far as 4 as bigger numbers can be ignored, drink a lot, responsible for the future of your roads, railyways, tunnels and bridges. There's something to think about when you travel outside.

engineer 1. This looks a bit iffy.
engineer 2. yeah, but nevermind it'll do.
engineer 1. you're right let's go for a pint.
engineer 2. good idea, just remember not to drive over this bridge.

by jason April 13, 2004

Civil Air Patrol

ROTC does nothing but prepare THEMSELVES for the military, CAP does emergency services, search and rescue, aerospace education..etc. While you guys are marching around on power trips and deciding who has the shiniest boots, we're out learning to fly, locating downed aircraft, and going to special schools that qualify us to make a difference. CAP encampment is our equivalent of your Army ROTC Bootcamp and a prereq for Ranger School, Blue Beret, and several other elite programs. I would love to see our drill-teams show down. And as far as being 'wanna-bes'..who's a wannabe? the guy who isnt yet in the service, but kisses his commanding officer's ass for that recomendation, or the volunteers who actually have authorization to assist in military maneuvers? Ur not yet a soldier so dont get all big and bad and secondly, the US Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and USMC, really appreciate what we do, so we could care less about your whiny opinion.

No such thing as a bad NROTC cadet or Marine option cadet?? yea, cause you all equally suck..i'll admit we get some bad cadets, but they sure dont make it very far.

by SAR March 26, 2004

civil union

The consolation prize of human rights.

While some people think gays should settle for civil unions, others think they should have the right to marrige.

by Jake February 10, 2005

chivalry

tha's when the girl she goes to get out and the guy opens the door and throews her shit out with her, so she donesnt have to go bakc in and get it all herself it's a nice gesture of chivalery

"get outta here bitch and take your damn cat too!"

by wallis and futuna islands November 30, 2004

chivalry

Doing whatever a woman wants and tells you to to try to get laid. Being pussywhipped and being a chick's slave. See "gentleman" and "real man".

John thinks spending lots of money on his girl and doing what she tells him is chivalry. Even though she thinks she's equal she wants none of the responsibilities of being an adult. His balls are in his purse and she doesn't respect him.

by gruntalicious May 13, 2008

Chivalry

saving someone from a castle guarded by a dragon

chivalry is like if you were trapped at the top of a castle that was guarded by a dragon and a guy came and saved you. that's what chivalry is

by anonymous7945 October 2, 2011

Civilianish

A word used in two different ways by the Military. To describe something that sounds too good to be true, or to describe someones reactions or thoughts to be dumb.

Ex. 1 -

Guy 1 - Man... Why don't we have hour long lunches?

Guy 2 - That's Civilianish.
Ex. 2 -

Guy 1 - Wait! Your in the Air Force, what plane do you fly?
Guy 2 - That's Civilianish... I drive a truck.

by Avionics_Guy7 March 12, 2011