Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

Chipotle

Great foods that make you explode

Oh my god I love chipotle! Chipotle is my life

by Vines and Dolan Twins May 8, 2018

Driving to chipotle

Stalking someone

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.

by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022

Chipotle whore

Simone’s who loves chipotle way too much

That girl/guy is a chipotle whore

by Bigg philly May 30, 2024

chipotle ho

Female that right after going to the gym will reward herself with a meal at Chipotle basically negating the workout

This chipotle ho got a burrito bowl plus guacamole after doing leg day; again

by ghost psalm777 March 10, 2017

chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022