ChipotlJob

The act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; Chipotle and head.

Whilst enjoying your double stuffed Chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your penis. As you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your penis. In an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she's not, she's sucking your dick!)

Damn that bitch gave me such a good ChipotlJob last night that I haven't stopped pissing hot sauce for the last three days!

by YeahIWannaa July 15, 2009

Chipotle Rage

When you order Chipotle for pickup and the poor schmucks who stand in line mug the fuck out of you.

I would love to pick up food for ya man but I don't want to be subjected to Chipotle Rage.

by Jkeltgen June 18, 2016

Chipotle

A Hispanic food restaurant whose slogan should be:

"The most delicious laxative!"

Bobby: "Aw man, I've been having constipation for the past few weeks..."
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"

by DefinitionOfFunny June 11, 2016

chipotle run

Taking a car, bus or walk to the nearest Chipotle restaurant so that you can chill with your friends while eating, one of the greatest creations of all time, a Chipotle steak burrito.

You: Hey do you wanna do a quick chipotle run im starving!

Friend: Of course i do chipotle has the best burritos in human history!

by sprightlylemon October 22, 2010

chinita eyes

Chinita eyes are eyes that resemble the slanted eyes of Asiatic peoples, HOWEVER, chinita eyes 90% of the time refers to a Latina who has "chinky" or chinita type eyes. In most cases, the girls are Mexican but could also refer to girls of Taina heritage from Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic, and of course, to the very indigineous women of countries like Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador.

Dang chula you got some bangin chinita eyes!

by Fucking Urbandictionary July 28, 2006

Chipotle

A great restaurant with even better food, People say they over stuff but you can ask them for less... duh. The lines are usually long if you go during the day but it is worth it. but anyway the burritos are the best! chipotle for life! :)

person #1- Hey, I want amazing food now where should we go?
person #2- CHIPOTLE!
person #1- ew, aren't they owned by McDonalds, gross.
person #2- not anymore they go natural!
person #1- yumm yumm give me some!

by krinos May 2, 2008

chicito

crazy good dancer

mix of papasito and chico

ayyy chicito, look at that guy dance!!

by alejandra arringtina April 4, 2009