giraffe child

A giraffe child is a child with a really long neck: It was born on the moon. It is often playing Dark Souls 5 on its PS2 and watching onision. You can find them at your local library.

Oh look, a nerd giraffe child. Lemon Goats. Badass fruit, kill it.

by spacecheese69 April 16, 2017

Child Sniffer

Someone who likes to sniff kids and touch them very awkwardly all over.

"Hey, Joe Biden is a child sniffer!"

"Our President is a Child Sniffer."

"I can't believe you're a child Sniffer, Joe."

by Panzer230 March 26, 2021

child development

An academic subject devoted to overanalyzing and simultaneously underestimating children, confusing the natural instincts of future preschool teachers.

My child development teacher doesn't allow me to use the word misbehave.

by dangcmange2 September 28, 2009

Professors Child

Refers to a human being (usually a young adult) that tries to act smart or smartly.

1 . Usually used as an in-direct dis to someone who breaks out

scientific or psychological conversation.

2. Also can be a dis to someone's appearance.

3. Not commonly used as a complement.

" Ross !? UhM, uh, For Maths I got, 400% ! Ge Gee Geography I got 95,98,92% !! And for English I got 100,100 and a hundred hundreds more!..." (Silence hits the class room and some random dude vaguely raps) Yes Man ! Professors Child !

by -Terriatzi- April 22, 2010

consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.

by Dirty girl undercover December 6, 2018

child up

Bermudian slang for getting a girl pregnant.

You did not go and get that girl child up did you bye?

by VolcanoChronic January 7, 2007