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Chester the Molester

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!
by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014
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Chester Drawers

This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.
Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.
by tomjordan September 4, 2011
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chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.
That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.
by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011
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Cheesy Chester

The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.
When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.
by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011
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chester roll

When your side rolls eat your bra.
I could see her chester roll through her tank top arm pit.
by Jenkins08 July 13, 2015
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Chester A. Arthur

Was the 21st President of the United States. But this is the act of a man fucking someone anally and then the receiver fartin’ through a magical airstream channel that has the air from the fart stream into the slit or hole of the cock meat.
Damn that girl Chester A. Arthur’d my cock during back shots last night.
by FittyPat December 28, 2022
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Chester Gang

An alternative to Taylor Gang, Chester Gang is a lifestyle created by some hipsters in Kent, WA. A lifestyle characterized by making money, listening to dubstep, and getting fucked up. They often partake in caraoke and really know how to cook!
Taylor Gangster: Where's your Chuck Taylors?

Chester Gangster: I got vans on bro.

Taylor Gangster: Ohh....
by _masterpiece_ December 12, 2011
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